Puzzle
AZ W YLWEQ YLHY BWKRY-KHYT OKZYLTKLZZA RZMWTYP WR JWQTJP YZ YHQT DT HR H DTDOTK? BKHY MLHEMT!
Clue from puzzle is D=M, here replace all Ds with Ms and now move to our second clue that is W=I, do the same replace Ws with Is.
Clue
Official Puzzle Clue:D=M
Clue Given by Us: W=I
If you feel a headache and are still unable to solve then see the answer below.
Answer
DO I THINK THAT FIRST-RATE BROTHERHOOD SOCIETY IS LIKELY TO TAKE ME AS A MEMBER? FRAT CHANCE!